May 2012
121 posts
the only water in the forest is the river:... →
branystarks:
Tutorials:
How to color porn.
Gif tutorial
Graphic tutorial
Adding colour to the background of an image
How to make gifs fade in and out
How to do the 3d effect
tumblr basics and tricks
how to add a blogroll to your blog
Edits with…
alittlebitridiculous:
laughingstation:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round,...
the only water in the forest is the river:... →
delladilly:
slattern:
i’m not prepared for adulthood
what are taxes and how do you “do” them
what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes…
ssalenaax3:
TYBG
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS VIDEO ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
I CAN’T EVEN FIND IT ON YOUTUBE.
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up...
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
Anonymous asked: ¿Te gusta frito pollo?
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres.
they still arent in new york.
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
beyondtheawesome:
So my family was coming back from my sister’s graduation today. We passed a street called “Sherlock Drive,” and my dad was like, “You know what the houses on that street are called? …Sherlock Homes.”
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become...
– The Iron Lady (via quote-book)
hey-lauren:
americans we have problems too
we’re just like you
except we’re free
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
zeaky:
no-llamas:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.
This video was really fucking intense
h0odrich:
plot twist: i actually can even
1 tag
SORRY FOR BEING AWKWARD
i really apologize
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
yeoja:
h34rtless:
what the fuck
im so scared